May 2013
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I HAVE MY BADGE NOW.
IT ONLY TOOK 6 FUCKING HOURS.
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Sometimes I talk about the type of work I have to do in spanish class and people are like, “oh, are you in AP Spanish?”
No. No I am not.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO PAINT MY PB CROWN WHILE I’M PRACTICING FOR MY SPANISH FINAL AND GATHERING STUFF FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.
SOMEBODY PAINT MY FUCKING CROWN.
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It pisses me off when people put tarantulas on other people and then that person freaks the fuck out and smashes the tarantula or throws it to the ground or some shit like that. Don’t do that fucking shit with tarantulas. Don’t play pranks with them. Don’t put them in situations where you know they’re going to be injured.
It’s not funny.
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nightofthyme:
So taking an arrow to the knee is proposing, in Nordic, right?
And when you get married, they say you “tie the knot”.
So it turns out Gamzee was trying to marry Equius.
He just wanted to make him happy.
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byndogehk:
I’m gonna pop some seams, only got twenty stitches on my pockets.
I- I- I’m a sewing, looking for a needle.
This is fucking cosplay.
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I’m really happy that my friends are cosplaying as the alpha trolls with me on Sunday. I thought Dylan and I were going to be the only ones, but NOOOOPE. >u<
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morristibbs:
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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I made fangs and I’m kind of happy with them! uwu Just need to cut them into the right size for my tiny teeth.
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Angrily understands that people can do what they want, but wishes that they would stop reblogging the trolls cannot have belly buttons post because it’s false.
Trolls can have belly buttons.
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callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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Tears. Making the fangs is difficult. I burnt my thumb and in the end all I have left is the bobby pin retainer. ;—;
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Bellybuttons and Trolls
trollbiology:
Let me begin this rant with the disclaimer that I have nothing against Andrew Hussie’s imagination, and I greatly respect the webcomic Homestuck. His work in creating an entire species cleverly based on human culture and even moreso the internet subculture is ingenious and I love it. Unfortunately, Hussie is not a bio major. He is not an expert on evolutionary biology, and he has...
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Trolls cannot have belly buttons
moanda:
The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons!
I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically
THUS I rest my...
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SCREAMS
TIME TO MAKE TROLL TEEEEEETH
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princeofplush replied to your post: Just in case you guys ever wanted to know what I…
WOAH KAWAII
//blushu
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Gosh, there are documentaries on ants.
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My teeth are gross and I am sad.
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Just in case you guys ever wanted to know what I look like! \(u w u)/[[MORE]]
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What if I stick a fake crow on my graduation cap?
I should stick a fake crow on my graduation cap.
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[[MORE]]I don’t really remember my childhood other than some bad times and I find it kind of funny that now, when I’m about to go off to college, is when I feel like a child again? Like the world isn’t nice, but there’s the future and the future has possibilities and opportunities and I just feel excited about it?
It just kind of feels like last year and this year...
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I wrote a short story for part of my english final and I made it the max 5 pages just to spite her.
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scinerds:
Discovery, Animal Planet, and History Channel exposed for killing animals for profit
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climateadaptation:
These channels are failing the spirit of conservationism and education. They are failing inspiring awe in young people. Failing much needed inspiration in a very confused and conflicted world.
These shows are failing their core values, their main...
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“Most people’s wild beasts live in the TV. What I mean is that, in my experience,...”
– Bloodthirsty ‘factual’ TV shows demonise wildlife | Adam Welz | Environment | guardian.co.uk
Read the full article for examples of programs on each network that present wild predators as far more of a threat to humans than they really are. The details are gruesome, so I won’t repeat them here.
It...
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